Roving, roving, roving!

Um, this isn’t interesting to anyone but me…

After a week of picking and teasing and dyeing, I finally sent off 6 fleeces worth of dyed-in-the-grease wool to the mill for processing into 3 batches of roving: Fire (A), Sea (B), and Goth (C). Maybe I’ll give them more fanciful names when they get back, but that’s how they struck me as raw wool.

It was a lot a lot of work, and I have no idea how the results will be. If I had it to do over, I’d probably chuck the Suffolk & Dorset altogether, but I’m not quitter (or maybe I felt like I deserved the punishment after being so stupid as to buy raw wool on ebay). It’s supposed to get to me at Jason’s before the Renegade Craft Fair, so if it’s lovely, I can sell it there. And if it’s unlovely, I’ll at least have a little fiber to play with. I was going to ask Santa for a travel wheel for my birthday, but I can’t decide which one (and most are to expensive to ask for), so maybe I’ll just break down my regular wheel and bring it.

Now, if you decide to dye your own fleece to make roving, heed my advice: Do not buy fleece on eBay. Everyone warns you, but I didn’t know that until it was too late (and I even went back later and bought more, despite my bad luck–dumb as an onion, sheesh). I realize there are a few reputable sellers, but those ones generally sell off ebay as well, where they’re not invisible. By and large, everything I got on ebay was a mess, and the very best eBay fleece–okay, well, the very best one doesn’t count, because it was pretty nice Targhee (but it was from a farm that sells directly as well, so next time I’ll skip the ebay), so let’s throw out that one and say the next nicest fleece from ebay–was well below the most unremarkable fleece I bought directly from a farmer or rancher. And some of the ones I’ve bought from ranchers were just freaking breathtaking.

So yes, I bought a bunch of yucky fleeces on eBay in the exciting flush of a new hobby, and my punishment for being so reckless was to have to pick through the fucking rubble. Nothing teaches you a valuable lesson like beating and plucking apart wads of stinky wool and getting coated with a thick grit of pasture crud. But I’m too stubborn to be able to let go and just chuck something cruddy if I’m even a little convinced I might be able to fix it (which explains my last relationship, only that took 8 years instead of a week).

For the base of the first two rovings, I started with two Suffolk fleeces from eBay. Getting them reasonably cleared out would like to have killed me, but I’m hoping the result was, if not a swan, at least a pretty respectable duck. You can’t see all the hay still in the wool, despite my best efforts, but it’s there. (Cross my fingers it flies out in the carding, a pretty good bet, an the rest should drop in spinning.)

To give you an idea of the waste, I started with 15# total of Suffolk and wound up with just 8 1/2 pounds in the grease. This was a fleece that allegedly had already had the unusable parts removed (I guess big felted crusty mats are technically useable, in some context… soaking up oil spills?) I chucked the really shitty, matted, overly tangled with VM, and super short stuff and spent hours teasing the VM out of the rest. Since half was useless, the price was twice as high per pound–more really, because I paid to ship all that garbage, too. 8 1/2# in the grease means probably 4-5# after it’s clean, and with processing ($5.25/#) and shipping, it won’t be any cheaper than just buying it finished, but it will be my own blood, sweat & tears custom blend.

Sigh. Live and learn. (I asked the seller to refund half the price since half of it was actual garbage and I’m still eating the shipping, but they said no, because I waited too long to complain, so for once in my life I left negative feedback, even though I know they’ll retaliate. My rating may dip a point, but at least I’ll save another stubborn optimist the work and/or shipping expense.)

I split the Suffolk into four roughly 2# batches and dyed half of it blues and greens (1 batch dark blue-greens, 1 lighter/brighter blue-greens) and half reds and oranges (1 with lots of orange, 1 mostly true reds). The batch shown on the table, which was about 3′ wide and 2′ high, only weighed 2 1/2 pounds, which means probably only 1 1/2 after washing (and a 5# investment, something I’m trying not to remember). The color on the table is way more washed out than real life (for reference, our floor is dark red concrete in real life), and the color of the same stuff in the bag is way more saturated than in real life. The truth is in between.

I also split & dyed a nice Corriedale fleece from Irwin Sheep to blend into each color for a little softness and bright color. The Corriedale really sucked up the dye, so I’m hoping it will retain more after scouring and help turn up the color volume of the finished roving. I think the greasy Suffolk & Dorset might lose a lot of intensity–but stuff always spins up darker than it looks as fiber, so that might be for the best. Those had a little toning, but were more or less primaries. I was going to keep a bunch of samples and scour them, but by the end of it, I just thought: surprise me.

For the Goth roving, I started with Dorset (also a nightmare of skirting and picking, but the seller was gracious and gave me a partial refund). I dyed it kind of sickly reds, blues, and purples. The idea was a withered garden or a dead bouquet. It’s ugly, but in a sort of pleasing way, with little bursts of surprisingly nice color. There’s way more of the gross red than you see in this picture.

Then I split and dyed an eBay Cheviot (not bad) and a nice Cheviot from Hill Shepherd for toning all 3–dark auburns and oranges for the Fire, rich sea blues and greens for Sea, and navy blues for the Goth. I picked the Cheviot to add strength and luster. It looked really, really pretty dyed, the pictures don’t do it justice. The color was rich and still kind of ethereal, like brushed mohair. At some point, I’ll get another Cheviot and process and dye it by hand, because it was pretty easy to handle–resisted felting, not too greasy, and a nice length. It’s coarser than what I’d typically go for, but it’s also very strong and lofty.

I’m hoping the Corriedale and Cheviot cut down the loss averages, since they feel way less greasy. All in all, A/Fire started as just a hair under 8# grease wool; B/Sea as just under 8#, and C/Goth as about 4.4#. I’ll report back with pictures & weights when I have the stuff in my hot little hands.

Here’s a tip

Need to tip to avoid burning your arms and legs and feet?

When you’re using 4 crockpots on high, why not try checking to make sure your cords aren’t tangled before you scurry off with a pot full of simmering water, get it caught on another pot, jerk back, and splash it all over yourself? And if you’re too stupid to do that, why not keep the fucking lid on , so at least you minimize your injuries?

Ow.

This really, really hurts.

Destashing Mama

I’m very well pleased with myself right now. I just did my first round of semi-ruthless destashing (that is, admitting that I am not a fine yarn knitter or a sock knitter, though I desparately wish I were both, but not quite admitting I’m never going to use another 10 or so pounds I will probably never get to), and I believe I have culled 10# of yarn already. I’m going to take a few quick pictures and list it all here and on a couple fiber groups and see if I can sell it all to help recover from my crazy fiber bender. I don’t feel like fucking around with ebay this time, and I’d rather elimiate the extra chunk of payola.

I’ve also decided to send off a ton of fleece to be processed. Most of the stuff I’ve bought off the farm is clean and yummy enough to scour myself, but with my incredibly hard water, it is not easy to get stuff clean, so I’m shipping off all the stuff that’s too dirty or greasy to fuck with. Right now, I’ve got several pounds of Suffolk in a cold water rinse just go get out the dirt and sweat. Then I’m dying it up in the grease and shipping it off to Stonehenge Mill for roving and batting. I think I’m going to make several batches:

  • Roving of a green and blue blend of Suffolk, Chevoit, Corriedale, and maybe a little Rambouillet, if I’m feeling froggy.
  • A reds blend of the same
  • An undyed blend of the same, but made into batting for future dyeing/blending
  • And then maybe one fleece worth of each on its own carded into batting. I have two each of Suffolk, Chevoit, and Rambouillet. I also have some Dorsett that’s a pigsty, but that I’ve already heavily skirted, so maybe I’ll throw that into the pot, too.

I’ve been spinning a fair amount. I think I might be improving. I can watch TV now with reasonable results. Not GOOD results–I’m pretty fucking primitive, but I can go along without breaking the strand and still actually pay attention to the show that’s on, and not panic when the fiber I’m using is winding down and I need to grab some more.

Okay, time to go photograph my destash. I’m going to try the waxed-paper-over-the-flash thing, and if the results are reasonable, I’ll shoot some of the funny yarn I’ve been spinning.

Back on the wagon

I just reenlisted in the Stashalong for 3 months! I made a list of goals/rules I have to follow. I’ve been very, very naughty lately.

1. Knit/crochet 15 new things (5/month).
2. Finish or unravel all outstanding projects.
3. Eliminate net 10 pounds of yarn (make stuff/sell). If I acquire new yarn in the form of gifts, etc., I must eliminate additional yarn so that I’m down 10 pounds overall at the end.
4. Buy no new yarn for personal use (I may buy undyed yarn specifically for Yarn School only).
5. No more fleece! I can pay for the ones on the way, but that’s it.
6. Buy no new spinning fiber for personal use (Yarn School is fine).
7. Wash or send to be processed all my raw fleece.
8. $30/month allowance for any tools/books/fiber.
9. Eliminate 10 pounds of spinning fiber (spin/sell). Yarn that I spin is exempt from #3.
10. Knit/crochet something for charity.
11. Review list weekly and post any successes, to keep me motivated.

Ack. It’s almost 3am. Shit. Before I go to sleep, I need to rinse some fleece, finish spinning that sunsetty yarn, and make a list of all the project varations/swatches for Jan to choose from. And I’d like to be in bed by 4.

Tomorrow:

1. Skirt and rebag new fleeces

2. Pick out 10# of yarn to sell. May as well jump right in.

3. Card the corriedale I washed and dyed.

4. Design some tags for the Renegade Craft Fair.

Fleece Madness

I just ordered a bulky flyer that I totally can’t afford, but I’m going to destash tomorrow to pay for it. I’m appalled at my lack of self-control. I resisted for a whole day, but I’m having so much fun making these ridiculous fat 2-plys and goofy bird nests. I just made a brown natural wool sloppy thick & thin with tufts of mohair locks that I’m going to ply kind of loosely (if I can actually figure out how to ply loosely…) with a strand of blood red. I’m going to call it Bunny Fight. Bunny Fight! ha ha ha.

I’m actually really happy with all my short bus yarns. I’m a big fan of things that look kind of fucked up, though. I wish I would go ahead and get good NOW, however, because I’m dying to spin my Hello Yarn and Spunky Ecclectic fiber, but I think I’d be annoyed with my impatience later. I’m saving it until I’ve at least mastered not completely overtwisting my yarn.

I can not express how much joy this is giving me. I’ve made 4 skeins (2 singles, 2 ply, and then an extra weird experiment at snagging globs onto a strand of commercial mohair that I think might actually end up pleasing if I can figure out how to dye some wool to match the mohair and make another strand to ply the whole mess with, because the globs aren’t overly secure). I tried to take pictures, but the color looks harsh with a flash and spooky without. I’ll take some tomorrow in the sun.

And I washed some chocolate Rambouillet from a ram called Munchie that is retarded it’s so buttery. And I felted a lovely cormo into a hideous pelt. And I re-washed some sticky washed fleece from a CorridaleX ewe called Shy Butterfly. It’s kind of coarse, but very strong and lofty. I’m about to find out how it spins up.

And I bought some Cormo and Polwarth from a family in Montana that I called on the telephone (what? no internet?). They’re going to send it out to me, and I pay for it after I know that I like it. Get a load of that! Like in olden times.

And I’ve set up a outdoor wash station. I don’t want to wash too much inside because I’m concerned about the grease in the pipes, but I hear the greasy water is great for plants/grass.

I’ve got fiber madness. Why am I so obsessive? Why can’t I ever act like I’m not an obsessive crazy person? My parents are coming into town this weekend, and while I’m very excited to see them, I’m also sad to be torn away from the wool.

Deep breaths, deep breaths.

First yarn on the new wheel!

2 more batts:

With the three together, I spun this, my first yarn on my first wheel. I didn’t worry about appearance, just concentrated on making a continuous strand. I started tearing the batts into strips, but I found it easier to just spin straight from the batt, which probably results in a different look. But I don’t know enough to know, either way.

Here’s the yarn on the bobbin:

Here it is stretched out on the skeinwinder, all lit up in the evening sunlight:

The skein before washing:

And washed, still damp. It got all fluffy in the wash. I’m well pleased with the result. It’s very nesty. I’m tempted to ply it with a soft fluffy pink something, for irony.

Busy Bee!

I’ve been so busy. Great-busy, happy-busy. I’m going to allow myself to play until 7 o’clock, then I have to get back to the final dummy on my book, which I haven’t gotten to far into, but which has already caused me a few hissy fits.

With Yarn School and the Renegade Craft Fair rapidly approaching, I’m swelling with creative energy. Okay, that sounded gay as a whistle.

But it’s true! When I finish some more up, I’ll photograph the weirdo dolls Ron & I make. I finally finished my wheel, so I could add pictures of the utterly fabulous wheel + fiber kit to the Yarn School page:

Last night, I finally assembled my wheel, after many delays and much hand-wringing over the finish. So in honor of my new wheel, I made my very first batt, which I’m going to spin into some very poorly-made yarn as soon as I post this! Isn’t she pretty? From the front, she looks like my friend, Leslie. If you know Leslie, you’ll see the resemblance.

Side:

and butt:

It’s made of odds and ends of commercial top and roving (dyed and natural browns & blues), plus washed fleece from a sheep called Shy Butterfly.

When I figure out her name, I will inscribe and date her. I love it, but I’d probably go another way if I had it to do over. The good news is that I have the self-awareness to know I’d feel this way no matter what, that I am impossible to please. Soon enough, I’ll forget and be completely happy with it. I think the color in the first picture is a little more true. The pictures make it look flatter. In real life, you can see more grain, and the stain-over-wash has slighty inkier, less uniform appearance. The glossy finish kind of obscures it in the pictures.

Finally, I present, displayed in what will, sadly (because don’t they look marvelous?) not be their final resting place, my Louet samples. They’re very mad scientist all stacked up in the case. There are 68 samples. Very! Exciting! I’m going to make a sample book or display of some kind from a strip of glob of each, then spin the rest when I’m improved enough to deserve it.

Here’s what’s inside (and because I’m anal, and because I have a scale right here on my desk, I weighed them all):

Sheep

Light Coopworth

White Coopworth

Medium Coopworth medium brown, spreckled with gray

Dark Coopworth, dark brown, also spreckled

Carded Corriedale

Corridale top (light–.5oz)

Fine Shetland (light–.2 oz, an outrage!)

Fine gray Shetland

Fine brown Shetland

Fine black Shetland, pretty black, with little white salts

Fine Shetland (light–.2 oz, an outrage!)

White Norwegian top

Black Norwegian top (which, interestingly, is medium brown)

Lincoln top

Welsh top

Brown Welsh top, very dark brown, salted with white

Wensleydale top

Light grey Swalesdale

Dark blue-faced Leister, medium brown

Blue-faced Leicester (2 bags)

Black merino wool top

Carded colored merino sliver, heathery medium brown

Grey Icelandic top

Falkland top

Finn top

South African top (light–.6 oz)

Alpaca

White alpaca (2 bags)

Almost white alpaca

Gray/brown alpaca top

Gray alpaca top

Light brown alpaca top

Medium brown alpaca

Black alpaca

Goat

Almost white cashmere

Light brown cashmere

Black mohair top (these blacks are BLACK, baby. Must be dyed?)

Honey mohair (a bit heavy–1.5oz)

Doll mohair

Fine mohair

Goat hair, brendle (not goat down, the coarse hair. Can’t imagine what you’d want that for–rope? doormats?)

Exotics

Baby camel top

Brown camel top

Yak top, brown (light–.2 oz.)

Creamy yak top

Brown llama

Baby llama top, brown

Angora (light–.6oz)

Silk

Tussah silk

Tussah silk noils (light–.4oz)

Cultivated silk sliver

Cultivated silk noils

Plant/wood fibers

Ramie

Bright viscose top

Hemp noils, whatever those are

Hemp fiber

Bleached flax top

Superfine flax top (and can I just say: P.U.!)

Water retted flax top

Euroflax long stricks

Flax waste (?)

Blends

Cotton/silk

Natural Merino/silk top Cashmere silk, in sort of a creamy gray and white blend

Cashgora top (2 bags)

50/50 angora/lambswool

Alpacoop

Seabreeze, a blend of dyed orange and tans, which might be natural

Pretend

Fake cashmere

Sparkling white icicle

Must… drag… self… away… from… computer…

TASKS TO COMPLETION! I am making an official proclamation! No more looking at any of the yahoo fiber groups I joined last week until I make some serious progress on the project I’m late finishing.

I am allowed to update the years-unupdated Stupid Crap I Bought This Week because it has been a fan-fucking-tastic shopping week, several fiber splurges (an ignominious way to celebrate the end of my stashalong), an inspring homesteading book Sarah recommended, a book on backyard livestock (I’m thinking chickens, first), a dizzying visit to the Russel-Stover outlet, some pleasing Target clearance (2 glass vessels I’ve been greedily eyeing for months finally went 75% off) and a most excellent and fruitful dollar store visit today. HOOOOO-RAH!

Now that I’ve written it, I actually have to do it. Yahoo Groups, unhand me, you brutes! I have work to do.

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