Knitting for fun again!

I have one more worky project I’m finishing up, but to break it up, I’ve been making tons of little critters for out Renegade Craft Fair booth. I also made a crazy huge one, for a display:

Crappy picture (bad light), but look how big! He’s wearing Herman’s paper hat. I think I’m going to have Ron make him a t-shirt.

Also made two more cotton dishrags. They’re so fun! It’s nice to make tacky patterns I couldn’t put on anything I would wear (altough I would put the stockinette sections of single-row stripes on clothes…). Look at the gaudy blue and yellow thing! It’s awful! I love it. The stripy one was knit on circulars, with 4 repeating colors. You just slide your work to the opposite end if you don’t have the tail you want for the next row.

I also have a funny work in progress that’s a present. Hopefully I’ll finish it over the weekend.

FREE PATTERN: Cotton Dishcloth/Washcloth

Cost: $2.50 for 2 or 3

Skill level: beginner

Skills used: knitting, purling, knitting stripes.

If you haven’t knitted your own dishrags or washcloths before, you totally should. They’re cushy-soft, pretty, cheery, and fast to knit. I’m more of a sponge/scrubbie/brush gal, so mine will stay in the powder room or shower. I might make a few carrying a strand of scratchy metallic or hemp for scrubbaliciousness. I’m a big fan of the scrubby.

Inspired by the happy cotton dishrags in the wonderful and my current favorite knitting book Mason-Dixon Knitting, this washcloth also uses a 2-color slipped-stitch pattern. While it’s not as flashy as the Mason-Dixon basketweave, in many ways, I like better. Here’s why: it has a tidy slipped-stitch edge (I hate garter edges), the super-easy stacked pattern requires even less thought, and there’s less purling, hurrah!

The basic pattern is used on the 2-tone yellow version, while the mix-em-ups repeat is used on the yellow and orange.

Yarn
2 different colors [yarn A and yarn B] of of Peaches & Cream, Sugar n’ Cream, Lion Cotton, or any other soft, cheap kitchen cotton yarn

Needles
US 7/4.5mm needles
sharp darning needle
6 crochet hook (optional)

Gauge
about 5 st/inch

Instructions

All stitches are slipped purlwise.

CO 43.

With yarn A, CO 43 st.

Row 1: Slip 1, k to end

Row 2: Slip 1, p to 1 st from end, k1.

Join yarn B

Row 3: Slip 1. Move yarn to back of work. Sl 1. *K4, Sl 1, repeat from * to 1 st from end, k1.

Row 4: Slip 2. Move yarn to back of work. *K4, move yarn to front, Sl 1, move yarn to back, repeat form * to 1 st from end, k1.

Repeat rows 3 & 4.

Repeat all 6 rows 11 times more.

Work Rows 1 & 2 again, then BO, crocheting a little chain loop at the end if you like.

Weave in ends with a sharp darning needle, splitting the yarn as you weave. This keeps the unclingy cotton from unraveling as readily.

Crazy Mix-em ups

Okay, it’s not that crazy. Here’s how it goes:

CO & work the first 12 rows as per the pattern. Work Rows 1 & 2 again.

Then reverse your colors and work the whole 14 row set in the opposite colors.

Repeat the whole thing, then finish off with one more 14-row set in the original colorway, and BO & weave in ends as above. Ta da!

Happy 4th of July!

Okay, I might not have any picnics to attend, but I still have beer, watermelon, and hot dogs. U! S! A! U! S! A!

Fleeced!

The first of many fleeces (from my terrible ebay fleece bender last week) arrived yesterday.

First of all, P.U.! They weren’t kidding about the stink! I kept reading about how stinky raw fleece is, but my only experience was with the alpaca I bought from a local ranch, and it only had sort of a relatively clean animal smell, like a dog a week or so after a bath. Sheep, on the other hand, really stink it up.

And greasy? Man! Totally clumped together with grease. When I wash the whole thing, I’ll dump it out as one big fleece and spread it all out. I want to see it all spread out like a rug! The grease, togehter with the meshiness of it, kind of keeps it all together in one big pelt. But I know if I dump it all out, I’ll get all excited and want to wash it all, and I just don’t have time.

Now, I’m not allowed to do any spinning or knitting until I’m finished with my real work, so my brand new Louet S17 kit (also arrived yesterday) is just languishing in the corner, along with the 16 colors (!) of dyed corriedale, plus 10 colors of dye from Dharma trading, and the half a dozen types of undyed top that arrived from Hello Yarn last week. (I did give the spindle and nostepinde a whirl, however). The one thing that didn’t arrive is the drum carder, which is backordered. I’m actually thankful it didn’t come, because it would be just way too tempting to resist.

But I couldn’t resist washing up a little bit of my new fleece, to get an idea of whether it was a great decision, or the worst decision ever.

The answer? Great decision! At least, based on this fleece. And of course, even that’s a sketchy analysis, since I haven’t dyed or carded it yet, but still!

Okay, here’s before:

Stinky, yellow, filthy. I picked out the big vegetable matter. I started flicking the really filthy tips with a dog brush, but then I thought I may as well give it a whirl without spending too much time on it first.

So I washed it thusly: soaked twice in hot water (Next time, I’ll take a picture, the dirt just billows out), then in hot, soapy water, then in hot water again. Then spun in the dryer.

And, ta da! Springy and fluffy wuffy and a pretty, natural white. It lost about 1/3 of its weight in grease.

There’s still some VM (look at me, saying VM!), but it really does seem to shake right out. so I think the rest of it really will fall out with carding and spinning (another thing I keep reading but didn’t believe).

Sewing again

I joined the Sew Retro sewalong, which starts July 1. The challenge is to make anything you like from a vintage pattern of your choice. I haven’t picked mine yet, but I did make a quickie skirt to dip my toe back into sewing.

Not at all fancy, just an over-the-head knee-length A-line that rests on my hips. Not even a dart. It’s based on a cheap A-line skirt I had that actually had an elastic waist, but the elastic’s been shot forever, so now it just kind of hangs on my hips & I like it that way. So I traced it out and sewed it up.

If Weight Watchers takes this time, I can always add a few darts later.

The ruffle is just strips of the same fabric, torn and frayed, then gathered and allowed to bunch and twist everywhichway. I thought the fabric was kind of crap (I actually just intended to make a muslin out of it and make the real skirt of something else afterwards) until I noticed how nicely it frayed:

In other news, I totally ruined my new critter trying to felt him. I’ll keep washing him whenever I have a load of hot, in hopes that he’ll tighten up, but he looks awful! He looks like what happens in a cartoon when they blow someone up like a balloon and fly him in the parade. Poor little guy. His neck shrunk up, but the rest of him got all puffy and round, and one of his eyes got all mushed into his head. He’s like a curvy Weeble. Except he does fall down.

Mischievous Critter

I made a new critter. This time I left him bald, bumped his eyes up to the top of his head, and gave him one eyelid and a mouth, so he doesn’t look as inscrutable as the other guy.

He’s made of chunky yarn, and I worked him a bit too loose for a plushy, so he’s going in the washing machine to get felted down. He’s my experiment.

Once he’s down to his final size, I’ll make him something to wear. Maybe a little turtleneck and a jaunty beret. No, maybe not. With a head like that, turtleneck would probably be a hard sell. Ooh, but a striped boatneck mime shirt would work. And then I still get to make the beret. Although he looks a little too playful and innocent to be French. I know! A sailor shirt! Perfect!

Right now he’s really big, about twice the size of the other fella. Or girl. I can’t figure out what sex they are. Maybe they’re asexual, like Tribbles or Mogwai.

Here they are together. You can really tell he’s knit too loose when you compare them. It looks even worse in person.

In other news, hooray the book again! I just got the second dummy. They put back the extra patterns, and it’s pretty as a picture. I just can’t say enough nice things about it.

How about that? Me, with nice things to say?

Flash Your Stash!

Flash your stash was totally fun! Although it was not great for stashbusting (I only had a net decrease of about 10 balls), it was great for replacing yarns I’d never use with yarns I am signficantly more likely to use. I sold a fair amount, bought some (for a song), and got a TON of free yarn. Since I did buy some yarn, I will call today my free stashalong day. AND, since I officially passed the 30-day mark before today, this is my free day for the second month, which means no more yarn for the remainder of my stashalong! Hurrah! I also left with a sunburn and $40. (The sunburn just keeps getting worse. I haven’t had a real sunburn in years. Normally I’m so responsible with the sunscreen.)

Unfortunately, I came dangerously close to replacing my nasty yarn habit with a nasty raw fleece habit, using the rationalization that I need it for the workshop. Which is true, but doesn’t begin to justify my excess. But I’ve officially vowed (giddy with pride over not finishing my truck stop donut*) to lay off the ebay for a week. Sounds easy, I know, but I spent all of my downtime last week looking at raw fleece.

Here’s where I point out that I have spun exactly 5 small balls of yarn, none of it from raw fleece, and yet I seem to think that I’ll need (oh, dear… I just added it up…) 40 POUNDS of fleece. I’m off my nut. So you see, swearing an oath was completely necessary. But at least fleece is pretty cheap. All of that only added up to…hm. That’s more than I expected, too… all those shipping charges…. Well, still. It was under $200, which is less than I’d spend on a typical Webs bender, so I should be happy. Or at least, not too mortified. Wow, that totally cemented my restraint.

Something about making yarn apparently fills me with a god-like sense of power. And she made yarn. And she saw that it was good. (Oddly, it’s really not very good. And yet, still: THE POWER!)

*Can you see my low standards for self-restraint, when I think leaving behind half a donut is a triumph of will that makes me swell with pride? I need to mention that I had just eaten dinner, so it’s not like I wasn’t already stuffed. And yet: terribly proud.

Enough of that! Let’s look at my new yarn!

First, the free/traders…

Let’s see, there’s an earthy Tahki Donegal Tweed, which I LOVE, part of a ball of something or other for the madball stash, orange Sugar & Cream and yellow Lion Cotton, which will go into some of those Mason-Dixon slipped-stitch dishtowels, 2 sk Pistachio Cotton Ease, which will be dyed a deeper color and become probably a halter, Lamb’s Pride Worsted in a kind of medium reddish brown (they call it Roasted Coffee, but it doesn’t look like any roasted coffee I’ve ever seen), Lamb’s Pride Bulky in a fantastic eastern blue, which has been my favorite color for the last year (except for red, but I count red as a given, practically a neutral), and a natural tan alpaca. The alpaca was a trade for a couple balls of a dark pink wool blend that I liked but that was a crap color for me. The rest was straight out of the free pile, or just handed off by kindly passersby!

Next in the free line-up, a thrilling assortment of mohair blends. 2 sk each of La Gran mohair in cornflower and sort of a worn-out lilac, plus 2 sk Musette Neveda. And that color looks nothing like the picture. It’s blue plied with a 2 ply strand of black and multi, which ranges from magenta to blue to lilac, with little corkscrewy, hairy slubs. Gosh, I don’t yet know what all this is for. It can’t touch the skin, it’s too itchy for that, but maybe all 3 could be striped into a lightweight sleevless thing to go over a tailored blouse? Any ideas? Kelly Sue suggested the La Gran for a scribble lace scarf, and it would be perfect, except I couldn’t take it on my bare neck. I almost want to say Stitch Diva’s hairpin lace skirt, but worn over a slip for itchgaurd. Except that I’ve never made hairpin lace. But I should learn, right? The fabulous girl who gave me all this (and the Tahki tweed), whose name I forgot in the excitement, selected a skein of handspun (not mine–some I got on ebay, and whose color didn’t suit me) to be polite, since the pick of the litter of my stash was already long gone. (Her generosity–and that of the girl who presented me with the Lamb’s Pride–inspired me to make a big FREE pile on my table, but it was too late in the day, and there were no takers.)

And finally, 12 balls of Plymouth Sunset  (rayon/acrylic blend), which I’ll overdye and make into–who knows? Gosh, there may be enough for a skimpy spaghetti strap dress. The woman who shared her table with me (and the source of the natural alpaca) must’ve dumped them into the free pile on her way out. I was eyeing them earlier, but knew I’d have to overdye, so I blew it off. If I’d known she was going to ditch them, I’d’ve given her something for them. Gee whiz.

And the steals:

8 100g skeins of wool/recycled silk for $2 skein. That will probably become a sweater, and I might even work in a little stripe of that Tahki tweed. The earthy brown-green looks pretty rich against all the purples. And from the same lady, a bunch of undyed yarn for $5. Most of it was unraveled, kinky balls of a plied worsted, but there was also a virginal single. I figure I’ll wind it into skeins, and wash and hang it, then use it for dying practice.

And I also have one new ball of handspun, which I call Rotten Watermelon. It was my first attempt at dying.

 

Here’s the dyed top, done with Kool-aid in the microwave. I was VERY sloppy with the temperature and dyed it twice (the blue barely appeared, so I tried again with just extra blue, but no luck. Anyway, my lack of attention gave me a slightly felted top that wouldn’t budge. I thought I was screwed, but then I just teased it apart a bit after I ripped it into strips & before pre-drafting, and it pretty much worked normally. I’m sure the texture was a bit less refined, but it spun up fine. At this phase, it reminded me of a raspa with way too may flavors of syrup, like when you try to get all creative with your flavors as a kid, but just end up with a mess that tastes like purple sugar.

OH, and by the way, I used my lovely new Maisy Day spindle. Beautiful! Spins forever! It’s just dreamy. And pretty? Oh, boy! I’ll snap a few cheesecake shots later. Plus, it’s big enough that I could’ve made easily 3x the yarn (since I don’t actually drop yet, just park & draft, I can spin as much as a I can fit on the thing).

After I pre-drafted, I had this, Melting Raspa:

But when I spun it, it transformed from Melting Raspa to Rotten Watermelon:

It’s reasonably ugly, but it’s most certainly yarn, and it gives me a notion of the possibilities. You know, if my dying didn’t suck.