Still time for Goody Bags & Door Prizes!

There’s still time to get your wares into the Yarn School/Felt School Goody Bags! They need to arrive by 9/30/10 (this Thursday). The inbound UPS chart below will give you UPS ground times from your location, or allow 2-4 days for Priority Mail (read: send by Monday unless you’re in a nearby state).

For Yarn School, send 32 of each item. For Felt School, send 10 of each item. Door prizes are also welcome! Make sure they’re securely tagged so customers can ID you. You’ll get thanks and a 140 x 40 banner on the Yarn School page and for 6 months here on the Thrifty Knitter!

The Harveyville Project
13149 Harveyville Rd
Harveyville KS 66431

Thanks to Natalia for the goody bag shot!

Fiber frenzy!

It’s the week before Fiber School and I am running around like a chicken. (Honestly, you don’t need cut cut off their heads to make them run around like crazy people.)

It’s also the weekend of the Harvyeville Fair. Ron & I are making the popcorn for the outdoor movie they’re showing downtown tonight, and I’m supposed to help Marta with a spinning demo at the Wildcat Hollow booth tomorrow, but aside from that, no commitments for the fair. I plan to eat a funnel cake, watch the parade, and probably get right back to work. Realistically, I’ll probably spend a bit more time there, because this will be the first fair Ron’s been home for in 4 years. But Yarn School helper Charlene and my mom will both be around to prep, so it will definitely be a weekend of sweaty TCB.

Last week, I made a field trip to Hutch to pick up some State Fair fleeces and some sheep supplies (sheep mineral, a new coat for Uncle Honeybunch).

First stop was Midstates Wool Growers, where they sort and bale commercial wool from the region.

Incoming wool to sort

Incoming bags to sort. The other side of the warehouse had twice as many. These are each about 8′ tall. They’re dumped on a conveyor run up to a platform, where Alex stands and grades the wool and throws it into the surrounding bins.They’re huge wooden bins with sides that fold down. When there are enough of one sort of wool, they’re taken to the baler and compressed into giant 1000-pound bales.

64s

64s, fine wool. Mostly “Territorial wool” or “Western wool,” which is based on several fine wool breeds and crosses. Lots of Rambouillet around here.

French

French is the shorter of the fine and superfine, stuff that’s best for combed top AKA French combed top.

We drove out to the Fair to get the fleeces. I bought 5. They’re commercial fleeces, scored on a commercial basis, so it’s a lot different from what you’d see for a handspinner’s fleece competition, or a state with a bigger wool culture. The raw materials (fineness and quality of the wool) trump all the other factors. The commercial fleece can have a ton of VM/dirt without ill effects, because those aren’t an issue in large scale processing. I had to laugh, with the care I take with my own sheep–blanketing them and keeping them out of the hay as much as possible–then seeing some fleeces that were extraordinary but treated like they were from meat sheep (which they probably are–Rambouillet are a dual-purpose sheep, meaning you can eat them or spin them). They’re obviously out on the range or being fed chopped hay from feeders that are efficient but do nothing to keep the bits from being ground into the fleece. It made me want to go track down some of the winning animals and spirit them back to Cupcake Ranch with some fancy new threads.

Except that the best fleeces were typically Rambuoillet, which means a giant beast of an animal, more like a pony than a sheep. My Romneys are as big as I want to handle. Apparently some of the nicest fleeces came from animals at a blood farm, which I had never heard of. They’re grown to raise blood for lab culture. They’re well cared for and kept in pretty optimum health to keep up good blood production, which makes for a quality fleece–but not necessarily a clean one.

While Alex went around for his truck, I got to make a mad dash around the Fair. I didn’t realize we’d be going out to the fairgrounds, so I did not come prepared. No cash. And I’m a crazy throwback with no ATM card (a self-preservation measure), so no access to cash. Which is probably for the best, because I would have probably scarfed down a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger and some deep fried Oreo and rode the teacups and then been full of remorse for the nearly 3-hour drive home.

Kansas State Fair

So I just checked out the free part of the petting zoo. Baby goats!

Kansas State Fair

Kansas State Fair
(With my feet in the picture, to show scale.) Then I headed to the Poultry Barn.

Kansas State Fair Poultry Show

Kansas State Fair Poultry Show

These two went up and down like this for several minutes, their hackles raised, yelling at each other in an angry rooster version of the mirror game. It was a hoot.

Kansas State Fair Poultry Show

These game cocks just look like dinosaurs to me.

Kansas State Fair Poultry Show

And these ones are the 80s skaters of the poultry world.

Kansas State Fair Poultry Show

Are you kidding me with those crazy labial wattles and that over-compensating comb? You have to imagine that the original breeder of this type of chicken was sexually frustrated. I love these birds. So garish.

Kansas State Fair Poultry Show

These ones look like their brains exploded out of their nostrils and eyes, some horrible X-Files virus. Okay, enough with the Poultry Barn. Back to my fleeces.

Fair fleece loot

Here they are, skirted and bagged. I got to skirt them all pretty aggressively, and I avoided any that seemed like the bulk of the dirt & VM wouldn’t fall right out in a good wash. I’ll have them for sale by the pound in case anyone from Yarn School wants to take some raw fleece home to play with, but mostly my plan is to use it all for custom blends of combed top when Zeillinger has their winter sale.

4 of them are very fine Rambouillet, and one’s more in the Romeny category, which I got for Fiber School. It should be much better suited for quick hand processing than the Rambouillet. If I have time, I’ll wash and dye it of them with dye dregs–the old dye still left from the last session of Yarn School.

I like to mix up fresh dye for class, so I typically use up the old stuff first. It works just fine, just has some settled sediment and is inevitably at weird concentrations from some of the lids being left off for long periods. I usually just strain out any sediment as I go and dye up a bunch of random fiber for the fiber buffet/carder bar.

Color

I dyed up 20 pounds or so of tops last week. Some of this will be going into some carder mixes, but most will wind up on the fiber buffet.

Okay, back to work!

Allergy Hell + Drusilla Corset!

The sea of goldenrod and giant ragweed (yes, there’s something called giant ragweed; and it is, in fact, giant) out back are crushing my spirit. And my sinus cavities.

On the bright side, Vampire Knits is almost out, so I can show off the corset I made last winter! They called it The Prim Reaper’s Corset. I’d’ve gone with Drusilla or skipped the possessive & article, but I didn’t get the power of naming. And I’m just being a word nerd. Anyway, it’s a cute book! I especially like the garments. The hooded sweater on the cover, the boy sweater and some of the lacy pieces are particularly enticing.

The Prim Reaper's Corset from Vampire Knits

The Prim Reaper's Corset from Vampire Knits

The Prim Reaper's Corset from Vampire Knits

(Above courtesy of Vampire Knits: Projects to Keep You Knitting from Twilight to Dawn)

And some more from me:

The Prim Reaper's Corset from Vampire Knits

The Prim Reaper's Corset from Vampire Knits

The Prim Reaper's Corset from Vampire Knits

Drusilla

Shaving off intentions

I’m one of those people who has a really hard time cutting loose stuff from my to-do list until it’s so late in the game everyone’s rolling their eyes and shaking their heads and muttering “no duh.”

So I was kind of relieved my current 4-ounce challenge project, which I’ve already wasted too many precious pre-Yarn School hours on, fill me with ambivalence. But instead of frogging it seconds later, I decided to put it aside for now. Hey! Look at me! I’m exercising impulse control!

Meh. I dunno.

By the way, did you notice that the moment the little hand passed 40, I immediately got super tired looking? In fairness to my unusually dull eyes and pasty skin, the electronic glow of an iMac isn’t exactly beauty ligthing, and I always look like shit the month before Yarn School. Shoehorning too much stuff into to little time. Oh! But now one less thing, because I’m dropping out! Yay!

You know, it’s a shame I’m such a little steam engine at heart, because when I do finally quit something–well, it’s just my favorite thing ever! The very worst part of being self-employed is not being able to quit. Man, I miss having a job to quit. Quitting’s as fun as the circus! (And for those few of you who have actually seen me at a circus, you now know how very much I love quitting jobs.)

If they do another 4-ounce challenge, I’ll spin the yarn for and write up my little 4-ounce vest pattern, which I really do like–especially because now I have a very easy, reliable garment pattern that can serve as the low-yarn alternative to my top-down raglan standby. Now all those random collections of 2 skeins have a purpose other than the fictional future socks I pretend I’m going to knit of them.

4 oz Vest

4 oz Vest

Modeled by Autumn Howe . (Ah, nothing like a glowing, 5’9″ teenager to make you feel like Norma Desmond.)

Time to drag my ass upstairs for one more batch of dyeing before I haul my weary carcass to bed.

Yarn School Openings!

Good news for anyone who wanted in to fall Yarn School but didn’t make it in time: openings!

We have one small private room, one shared double, and a few group room slots. If you register for both sessions (Yarn School + Felt School), you get a bonus session in the Dye Lab with the marvelous Adrian of Hello Yarn, she of the penetrating dyes!

Register here.

I love the very beginning of the month before Fiber School! I’m wildly excited, but not yet utterly stressed out. I just ordered the fiber, and I went a little crazy and tried a bunch of new fibers for the shop & dyeing.

Yarn School Fiberlicious!

I’m re-shooting the Caranaby reknit today for knitty. But this is all I can safely show:

Carnaby reknit, having a nice bath

That could be anything!

My 40th birthday came and went with little fanfare and with much sulking and bursting into tears. I honestly didn’t expect to have any emotional reaction, but the day started with my parents waking me up to laugh at how old I am, which I imagine was supposed to be hilarious, but coming before I was really awake, it had the opposite effece and kind of set a bitter, depressing tone for my whole day. My birthday unluckily fell in the PMS zone, which always makes me act like something of an embarrassing stereotype, and yesterday was no exception. Yay. The sucky part is, I’m still 40. Man. I’m seriously not handling this well at all.

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts.

Finger Painting

Odds & Ends

Drum carder dyeing is my favorite kind of dyeing. Lots and lots of random pots of all kinds of fibers and colors. I love not having to think or plan or make the colors repeatable or worry whether I’ve already done this combination or mix enough dye for a whole batch. It’s like cooking, a pinch of this and a handful of that, mostly you can’t remember what went in it, so you have to just enjoy the little bit you ended up with.

On Friday I ferreted out all the random bits, mill ends, unsatisfying colors, random lonely skeins and sacks of unlabeled fibers I could find and whipped up a bunch of big, sloppy random, disconnected colors. Yay! Maybe I’ll start selling random carding sacks of random fibers so I can do this all the time.

Productive Day!

I was sulking about what an unproductive evening I’ve had when I realized I had a really productive day. I got caught up with all my orders and destash, and dyed a shitload of fiber, inluding all these stupid random bits of unlabeled stuff that I can use in batts. I even got culled about 50 emails from my inbox. So there! Then I ate a too-big dinner and hit a food coma-induced roadblock. For the last two hours, I’ve been dully surfing the internet. And now I’ve got to force myself to knit for at least an hour so I don’t have to spend my entire day knitting tomorrow. After all, Kristi’s coming to town, and I’ve got a shitload of other stuff to TCB.

So tomorrow, it’s knitting, stacking hay, setting one last post in concrete, emailing the next person(s) on the Yarn School waiting list, calling Autumn to see if she’ll model Caranby for me, making my mom do it otherwise, finishing the fair book and finding out if I’m really truly finished and, if so, sending it to the printer, paying any outstanding bills, and accepting that I won’t be able to squeeze in anything else from my list and that my August To-Do List was a tremendous failure… and then… THREE FUN-FILLED DAYS! I’m so excited about my little break, I could almost scream.

I was complaining to Suzanne about how I can’t do Weight Watchers without a convenient meeting (I either have to drive 40 minutes each way, or drive 20 minutes each way at 7.30 on a Saturday morning, when any civilized person with the day off should be fast asleep). When I lived in Austin with a meeting 5 minutes away, I was totally on goal. Here, I’m 25 pounds over. And that’s being generous. I was trying to explain how it wasn’t the meeting, it was the deadline and the accountability. She said, “I understand. You want to be graded.” Which is it, exactly. Then she said, why don’t you post something online? Because I don’t want to sit on my fat ass advertising my lack of self-control.

But it turns out, maybe I do, just for a minute. Just in case my imaginary ideal surrogate Weight Watchers meeting thing actually exists and someone can tell me where it is. So here’s what I want. I’m looking for something that’s essentially just like a Weight Watchers meeting, but online. I want to log it at the same time every week, in some situation with other human people doing the same thing. I want to weigh in, get some kind of salute if I’ve done well, and then either stay for 20 minutes (or some other fixed amount of time–no open-ended chatting) with a designated person keeping it on topic–no freeform discussions–and listen to everyone cheer and bitch–or not, if I don’t feel like sticking around. Just like in a regular meeting. Is there something like this online? Anyone?

Insert stupid swatch pun here

For the record: Swatch, you’re kind of a dickhole. As much as I like the feeling of security I get from swatching, as often as not, it’s useless.

That’s not entierely true. It’s usefull for wee projects and fine yarns, but man, for worsted and up, knitted fabric is just so fracking unpredictable. Curse you, lying swatch!

Okay, back to my knitting. I want to get it in one more repeat before I hit the hay.